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Rock, Rot & Rule: 2007 Edition

Ronald Thomas Clontle
Don't even argue!
The ultimate rock and roll argument settler, Ronald Thomas Clontle (Superchunk drummer and Best Show on WFMU superstar, Jon Wurster), weighs in on a new batch of artists with his 2007 edition of Rock, Rot & Rule (via eMusic).
With the newly updated 2007 edition of Rock, Rot & Rule, Clontle introduces three new ways an artist can achieve that most coveted status, rulership: 1) the wearing of costumes, 2) having sentence-length album/song titles and 3) not actually playing rock music. While laymen may disagree with Clontle's unflinching evaluations, his opinions remain definitive.

Of Montreal
As a youth I was frequently beaten up by a member of my junior high school track team for wearing a homemade Flock of Seagulls windbreaker. The success of these Flock-influenced costume-rockers (they wear everything from astronaut uniforms to bear suits) shows me that I was right all along*. And you, Sheila Larson, you were so very wrong.

*Extra points for actually having the word "sentence" in the title of their song, " A Sentence of Sorts in Kongsvinger."
VERDICT: ROCKS

Sufjan Stevens
Stevens is perhaps the best example of 2007-style ruling. His sentence-length song titles are unequaled and he often dons angel wings for performances. Stevens' music (think Vince Guaraldi meets a less-intense Cat Stevens), is proof that one can rule whilst kicking out nary a single jam.
VERDICT: RULES
Read more of Clontle's 2007 rock verdicts.

For those of you unfamiliar with Rock, Rot & Rule and the Best Show on WFMU, visit the Stereolaffs MySpace page for audio excerpts and the Best Show archives for more hilarity. Start here, here, and here.
Posted on 03/27/2007
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