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Posted by jimtarnation on 06/18/2007

With star Tennessee Titans cornerback "Pacman" Jones's entourage being questioned in regards to a shooting outside a strip bar last evening, it makes me wonder: what is the freaking deal with pro athletes, guns & strip bars? They always seem to be getting themselves some face time via the media, but it's probably deserved. They shot a gun in public, a pretty big no no via Johnny Law. Yet figures from all walks of professional sports keep doing it, and keep getting in trouble. There is a strange magic brewing in that alcohol, cocaine & testosterone elixir that is the Booby Cabaret, but enough to just start popping caps in asses? I don't know. So in honor of Pacman Jones & Stephen Jackson & Charles Barkley & Sebastian Janikowski, and all the numerous others whom i don't have the time or space to mention, this list's for you! Songs that sound best with an emcee leading in with a "Gentlemendon'tforgettotipyourbartender, and coming up next on the satellite stage, the sinfully sensuous...cinnamon..."

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1. The Offspring - Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)

Alright gentlemen, don't forget, all of these lovely ladies are available for tableorcouchdances for the low, low price of just 25 dollars, so be sure and ask early and often to maximize your pleasure here at the Blue Fox tonight. Speaking of maximizing your pleasure, how bout we maximize this evening right now, coming up on the main stage, the wild child, our very own...Lexus...

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2. M�tley Cr�e - Kickstart My Heart

fellas, don't forget, we have multiple ATMs here at the Blue Fox, and we operate just like the US Army, on a Don't Ask, Don't Tell System...and coming up next, onthesatellite stage, she's everybody's baby tonight...she's...the one and only...Pandora

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3. Nelly - Hot in Herre (X-Ecutioners Remix)

and gentlemen, don't forget to take advantage of our excellent kitchen, menus are available at your table, and don't forget about our daily lunch buffet as well...and gentlemen, is it getting hot in here? or is it getting hot in heerrree? let's ask our resident meteorologist, on the main stage, it's our very own...Rayne...

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4. Garbage - Stupid Girl

is everybody having a good time tonight? let's hope so, we certainly do our best here at the Blue Fox II to supply you with Oklahoma City's best and hottest dancers, and close availability to both I-35 and I-44. that's hot and convenient, gentlemen, it's the best of both worlds...and speaking of both worlds, coming up next, it's the lovely...Venus...

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5. Kid Rock - Bawitdaba

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6. Silk - Freak Me

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7. jay-z - Big Pimpin

gentlemen, every night rightaboutthistime we have a tradition here at the Blue Fox II, so RJ, Daniel, Wynne and Peter, please head up to the main stage for a little something we like to do here every night, our very own...Fox Hunt. gentlemen, remember there's only one rule, and that is no touching of the lovely ladies during the Fox Hunt. And coming up, on the main stage, it's our very own Sandra...Chantay...and Mydnyte...

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8. Creed - Higher

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9. Pretty Ricky - Your Body

fellas don't forget, those lovely ladies behind the bar do appreciate your tips, so be sure to thank your servers when at the bar, and all night, every night, we have ice cold pitchers of MGD for only 4 dollars, and at midnight, bottles of Smirnoff Ice for only 2 dollars. Coming up on the satellite stage, ready to put her body all over your body, it's...Danicia...

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10. Chingy - Holidae In (feat. Ludacris & Snoop Dogg)

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11. Big & Rich - Save A Horse (Ride A Cowboy)

alright, cowboys, grab a hold of your saddle & get your feet in those stirrups, because coming up next on the main stage is the Blue Fox's very own...the luscious, the plush-ious, the deee-lucious...Sally Jean

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12. Stone temple pilots - Wicked Garden

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13. Luniz - I got 5 on it (clean bay ballas vocal remix)

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14. Prodigy - Smack My Bitch Up

alright gentlemen, thankyouverymuch for visiting the one and only Blue Fox, OklahomaCity'sonly source for sophisticated, adult entertainment, and as you head back out on to I-35 tonight, please don't forget to fasten your seat belts. As always, pitchers of MGD are just four dollars this evening, just grab chantel or dynasty when they're walking by and they'll be happy to set you up with a delicious, cold and tasty beverage. Now, coming up onto the main stage, fasten your seat belt and get ready for the unique dance stylings of our very own...Jayde...

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